When she's not dangling her children from balconies and inhaling Marlboro lights the single mother is a very dateable individual. Once she's installed her child's pram in a parking spot at Tesco she is free to scroll Tinder to find the next Mr.Wrong.
Jokes aside this woman is the oft passed over gold-mine of modern dating, for several reasons. She's dependable, mature and she can handle a crisis. She can juggle a career and raise her chicks at the same time.
Apart from the obvious there are several more reasons why a single mother is highly appealing to bachelors. Let's explore them 👱♀️
1. As the old adage goes , " The way to a man's heart is through the snack cupboard," or something like that .... let's face it mums we have the best snacks at our house. Once Mr. Lover catches sight of the sheer amount of Pom Bears you have stashed away he won't want to leave. 2. There's less chance you will be in the club on a Saturday night. The cost and hassle of a night out (childcare included) almost guarantees you won't be twerking your way around the dance floor of a weekend. Because how many men have you heard say, " I knew she was the one when I saw her slut drop." 3. If a guy is feeling drained after work then nothing will cheer him up more than lego. How many women do you know with a million pieces of lego in their possession? Challenge him by telling him to build the Taj Mahal, then admire his architectural prowess. 4. We have the cutest butlers. Teach your child to make bacon rolls and bring them to bed on a tray. Cute + bacon = keeper. 5. He will be relieved that the pressure is off to take you out to fancy restaurants, the last time he tried your twin girls attempted to recreate a Da Vinci painting on the table with ketchup and mustard. 6. You can multitask- you can have sex on top of the washing machine and pour the fabric conditioner in at the same time. 7. You can fix your own sink, take your own bin out and build your own desk. Women will tools and bin bags are a better than a porn scenario. 8. When he sees your aptitude with offspring he will be more inclined to share his DNA with you. 9. You can use your healthy start vouchers to buy fruit and make "couple smoothies". The couple that blends together, stays together. 10. You can serenade him with your very angry sounding rendition of Twinkle Twinkle little star.